you call you're husband/boyfriend/etc. Bill (and his name is Dave).
you suddenly drink a lot of Fresca.
your cat misbehaves and you threaten to send Bubba after him.
Ok your turn...
you call you're husband/boyfriend/etc. Bill (and his name is Dave).
you suddenly drink a lot of Fresca.
your cat misbehaves and you threaten to send Bubba after him.
Ok your turn...
You know you're obsessed if:
Your Golden Retreiver gets on the bed with you and you look him in the eyes and tell him "Okay you can stay but I better not wake up and find a naked blonde neutered man in the bed with me in the morning".
...you're taking B12, just in case
...you're wearing silver chains, just in case
...you're feeling the urge to roll around in the dirt
...you're suddenly attracted to collies
...you're trying to picture what animal each guy would turn into
...you're debating which hairstyle you'd want to be stuck with for all eternity
You know you're obsessed with True Blood if...
- you wear a scarf (or something similar) around your neck, just in case.
- you have fantasies and dreams of an artery party with your favorite TB vampire.
*drums fingers on keys*
Urgh! I'll have to think some more.
Lately, when my husband does something Im less then pleased with...Farts, Burps, doest turn the fan on when hes taking a..... I like to say "thats not very Bill Compton of you". He rolls his eyes and reminds me that Bill isnt real, and the actor is only 5'9 (as if to say he could take him in a fight) LOL.
You know you're obsessed with True Blood if
Every time you go to the bathroom you hope you can find viking/vampire in your bath tub
You wonder if your boyfriend turns into an animal when he doesnt answer his phone on the full moon
You quit eating garlic...y'know, just in case.
You start to worry more than normal when your pet runs away, since Bubba is out and about.
"Show me this Stephenie Meyer...I'll show her what a REAL vampire looks like."
your obssessed when you practice some telephatic techniques...hahkaha
or
if you put some sharp (white is better) things to your teeth and pretend it to be fangs...rrrrrrrrrrr
You know you're obsessed if:
you wake up at the dawn even though your alarm clock will go off at 9 am
(just to check that you didn't go up in flames)
I really wake up![]()
But I hope that not yet to check the flames![]()
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